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Barbel Mick
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:03:18 »
It's quite shocking, but let's keep the jokes positive, we don't need negative input!
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tallpaul
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:04:31 »
Maybe we should alternate? That would rectify things. Or do we need a regulator to sort it out?
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Brockett
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:17:40 »
It's not funny it will only generate complaints ....
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tallpaul
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:20:58 »
Perhaps take a breaker. We don't want to overload the thread.
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MartinW
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:23:45 »
I am not cable to put up with this madness any more. We need some Psychiatrists to help us. I will coulomb.
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October 24, 2018, 21:49:50 »
"coulomb" .. great word , it's charging my thoughts for some more electrifying and shockingly silly one liners.
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Dark-Strom
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:53:26 »
Can someone condenser this down and get to the points?
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tallpaul
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October 24, 2018, 21:55:02 »
I laughed so much it hertz...
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Dark-Strom
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:56:36 »
Same thoughts here, we must be on the same frequency...
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wurzel
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:57:22 »
The poor man in the video should sue the electric company for assault and battery...
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tallpaul
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:58:45 »
It is conductive to polarising conversation
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tallpaul
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 21:59:24 »
He's an electricity thief. He should be in a cell...
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wurzel
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October 24, 2018, 22:00:35 »
He was lucky it was not terminal...
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 23:06:04 »
He doesn't look like the brightest spark.
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tallpaul
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 24, 2018, 23:14:34 »
He should work on a bus. He clearly makes a good conductor.
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user650
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 25, 2018, 00:01:09 »
I can't take any more I'm going ohm.
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 25, 2018, 18:01:51 »
Thought you had more resistance than that, are you sure I can't induce you to stay.
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 25, 2018, 18:10:10 »
Very good, gents..... for a bunch of ammeters.
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wurzel
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 25, 2018, 18:54:58 »
It has been a bit of a relay..
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Brockett
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Re: Do we have any bespoke Craftsmen?
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October 25, 2018, 19:35:38 »
Go on pylon the pressure
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