OK, it's good old v-strom.co.uk democracy time, with a Poll added that won't be rigged or altered in any way and will close on January 1st.
Which ever name comes out top will be considered by Mr Rat and then he will discard that and impose his own name.
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By the way. When you don't know what someone's name is, you call them Dave - So go for option 6.