KwackBoy.......thinking......you're not a duck are you? But I digress. Again....
I obviously forgive you because not only are you from London Town but Sarf London too. Now that is South. Obviously everything North of the North circular is North to you. I blame Sat Nav.
But please, please, please look at a map before you say Yorkshire and Derbyshire are Upt'North, they're not, Southerners every one of em.
Now where's my tin titfer.
Upt'North. Like......Upt'North.