I got pulled over for having a bad back just before xmas one year. I'd twisted it at work on the last working day & was seen staggering across the car park holding on to anything I could then get into my car: it must have looked like I was absolutely legless after a festive lunch & the rear view mirror was lit up blue pretty soon into the journey I have to say.
'Would you like to get out of the car sir?' 'I'd rather not if you don't mind officer, it took me a hell of a time getting in here, and I'll probably have to fall out the door, which I'd rather do at home...' No smell of booze so sent on my way pretty quickly, but good to see a quick response to the call.