Author Topic: Photo Caption competition (Read 6888 times)

MartinW · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2016, 14:41:29 »

Proves that even a mug cannot handle a BMW.

Fat Rat · « **Reply #21 on:** January 26, 2016, 16:03:12 »

Come on you lot, I have had a minor snigger so far, nothing more

Hondaman · « **Reply #22 on:** January 26, 2016, 16:10:04 »

Bloke with big helmet & the horn feels like a mug but loses grip of reality.

V-Strom3 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 26, 2016, 16:16:31 »

When Mark said stick it up .... .... he didn't actually expect the bloke with the BMW to actually park it there!

greywolf · « **Reply #24 on:** January 26, 2016, 16:37:52 »

Ronnie Corbett has aged well but for a bit of dementia. Is Barker buried under the bits in the background?

firestrom · « **Reply #25 on:** January 26, 2016, 17:02:34 »

new strain of mad cow discovered in Scunthorpe, Boss Man Worried

Gassoon · « **Reply #26 on:** January 26, 2016, 20:59:57 »

Poor, shortsighted Mr Mole was convinced he'd bought a V-Strom, and would thrash that Toad in their next race!

The Menace · « **Reply #27 on:** January 26, 2016, 21:42:11 »

Lifting up My BMW without a handle always makes me horny

TLPower · « **Reply #28 on:** January 27, 2016, 16:13:53 »

Poor personal hygiene had inevitably led Marc to another dose of Thrush.

"I'mThor, though thore it hurths to pith" he said with a lisp.

Fat Rat · « **Reply #29 on:** January 27, 2016, 16:17:48 »

Just so you all know, in a last minute shock change to the rules

Mark will be judging this

TLPower · « **Reply #30 on:** January 27, 2016, 16:25:31 »

mr_diver · « **Reply #31 on:** January 27, 2016, 17:12:46 »

With the new year Marc has a new diet- no coffee, so breaks his mug.
but also a new outlook on riding and buys a new outfit to set himself apart from the other BMW owners in their BMW twonk suits.

Sam · « **Reply #32 on:** January 27, 2016, 17:16:30 »

There is a fine line between genius and insanity.

Fat Rat · « **Reply #33 on:** January 27, 2016, 17:21:09 »

Why do people call him Marc?

It's Mark from Cymarc

Brockett · « **Reply #34 on:** January 27, 2016, 17:26:30 »

Marc looks as though it's short for Marcel, and you wouldn't want that now would you eh?

TLPower · « **Reply #35 on:** January 27, 2016, 17:30:09 »

Sorry Mark.

Fat Rat · « **Reply #36 on:** January 27, 2016, 17:30:51 »

Don't think being nice will win you this competition

jabmotorsport · « **Reply #37 on:** January 27, 2016, 17:37:43 »

After being banished from the BMW meeting for being too eccentric and not being a complete tw*t to all non BMW people, Mark has asked the nice AA driver to drop him off at home. In an attempt to "fit in" he brandishes his horns and uses a physical aid to describe himself (Mug).

This would be better in a David Attenborough voice I imagine.

TLPower · « **Reply #38 on:** January 27, 2016, 17:45:16 »

Right, I'm glad I spelt his name incorrectly. I thought that's how BMW Marcs spelt their names. So his is short for Douchemark then?

V-Strom3 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 27, 2016, 19:21:27 »

I'm really sorry for parking my BMW there so hard and I seem to have broken your cup, but mark seems to be enjoying it!

Author Topic: Photo Caption competition (Read 6888 times)

firestrom