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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2016, 17:11:14 »
Moto Skiveez.........Does Your bum look big in them?

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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2016, 17:40:52 »
You got dingers pants for Xmas?

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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2016, 19:21:53 »
Yep and he didn't even wash 'em.
To be happy, I don't need private helicopters,a Florida house or a yacht. I'm fine with my motorcycle,a trip to a forest in Bavaria and some lunch money.

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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2016, 19:31:41 »
Doesn't dinger cr*p pound coins? Cunning TLP, very cunning...
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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2016, 19:42:41 »
They're my retirement fund.

Think Geese and golden eggs.

More like a melted caramac...
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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2016, 20:47:40 »
Moto skiddeez then.

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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2016, 20:53:07 »
Where there's muck, there's brass...
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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #47 on: January 15, 2016, 06:00:46 »
Kindly excuse my vulgarity, the other thing he brought was manflu. I'm still coughing up vanilla slices without the pastry.

To be happy, I don't need private helicopters,a Florida house or a yacht. I'm fine with my motorcycle,a trip to a forest in Bavaria and some lunch money.

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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #48 on: January 15, 2016, 15:17:20 »
At least I didn't get one of these



 :stirpot:

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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #49 on: January 15, 2016, 15:28:23 »
 lol

Nevermind Andy, there's always your birthday and next Christmas  :)
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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #50 on: January 15, 2016, 16:23:31 »
I don't suppose you have a link for that do you Andy?
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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #51 on: January 15, 2016, 16:38:08 »
Andy has linked a few things on here before. Check the whole site it's well worth it for a good laugh.

https://sites.google.com/site/pooratrek/home
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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #52 on: January 15, 2016, 17:01:41 »
Laugh? It's deadly serious stuff...
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Re: What did Santa bring?
« Reply #53 on: January 15, 2016, 21:46:13 »
Most excellent.

Many thanks.
To be happy, I don't need private helicopters,a Florida house or a yacht. I'm fine with my motorcycle,a trip to a forest in Bavaria and some lunch money.

Walter Rohrl.