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Barbie
« on: November 30, 2015, 09:25:14 »
One day a father gets off of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for £19.95
Shopping Barbie for £19.95
Beach Barbie for £19.95
Disco Barbie for £19.95
Divorced Barbie for £399.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £399.95 and the others only £19.95?"

The salesperson answers:

"Sir, 'Divorced Barbie' is a complete set. She comes with:

Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Dog, Ken's Children, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... as a special feature, Ken's Best Friend."

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Re: Barbie
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2015, 18:14:15 »
groaan!  :grin: :clap:
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