Author Topic: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen? (Read 11420 times)

Mick_P · « **on:** November 17, 2015, 11:03:49 »

Following something someone said to me recently I thought it might be interesting to see if there is funny graffiti out there.

To get the ball rolling, here's one I saw in the toilets from when I used to work in a tennis ball factory in the early 80's.

It's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 10 feet, but if you think that's bloody high, go next door. The bastards FLY!

Brockett · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2015, 11:38:36 »

Dyslexia rules KO

Brockett · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2015, 11:43:34 »

Back in the day when Baader Meinhof was active and one was captured:-

"FREE ASTRID PROLL" (and underneath was written)
"with every 5 litres"

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2015, 12:30:43 »

"If you feel strongly about graffiti, sign a partition"

MartinW · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2015, 12:57:11 »

Rusty -

How about this one ...

SimonW · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2015, 15:01:57 »

In a gents cubicle. An arrow which started right up high on the dividing wall and went all the way down to the bottom in an arc. Next to the end (at the bottom), written in small text, were the words 'You are now crapping at an angle of 45 degrees'.

zimcruza · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2015, 10:23:20 »

"The painter's effort was in vain
The shit-house artist struck again..."

Tiny · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2015, 18:12:49 »

In an Irish pub toilet, "Our aim is to keep this establishment clean, your aim would help".

ozziesda · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2015, 20:23:58 »

On a condom machine circa 1995 in Fibber Magees pub in Dublin

"For refund, insert baby!"

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2015, 20:37:58 »

Quote from: ozziesda on November 18, 2015, 20:23:58

On a condom machine circa 1995 in Fibber Magees pub in Dublin

"For refund, insert baby!"

Or alternatively:
"This is the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted "

greywolf · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2015, 21:42:50 »

The sticker said "Save the whales. Boycott Japanese products." Said sticker was on a Mazda.

joderest · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2015, 22:22:56 »

In Toilets

"DO NOT THROW DISCARDED CIGARETTES IN THE URINALS, IT MAKES THEM SOGGY AND HARD TO LIGHT"

Catballou · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2015, 22:49:05 »

On the wall in the loo

please do not throw matchsticks down the bog, the crabs around here can pole vault.

Needless to say this was darn South, it's too cold oop North for crabs

ProfG · « **Reply #13 on:** November 19, 2015, 08:08:29 »

On a wall in Luton:

Free the Heinz 57

Spike · « **Reply #14 on:** November 19, 2015, 08:28:42 »

On the railway approach to Kingston upon Hull......
Lithium Joe welcome to Joe town.......
One man One vote Rhodesia.....
Milk is Murder, Kill the Boss......

Brockett · « **Reply #15 on:** November 19, 2015, 09:24:06 »

I LIKE ~~GRILS~~ GIRLS

Hello WHAT ABOUT US GRILS

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #16 on:** November 19, 2015, 20:49:49 »

Written near the ceiling above urinal.................
The joke's not up here, it's in your hand!

Not seen by me so can't confirm its true...................
If you're feeling powerless, just remember that a single one of your pubic hairs could shut this restaurant!

MartinW · « **Reply #17 on:** November 20, 2015, 08:19:39 »

Whoops.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #18 on:** November 21, 2015, 21:10:05 »

On consecutive pillars under the A4 coming into London

Good......

Morning......

Lemmings!

gcram · « **Reply #19 on:** November 25, 2015, 20:40:47 »

Arsenal were due to play Liverpool one evening many years ago. This must have just been written on a notice board outside a church, near Arsenals' ground.

A poster on the notice board was asking, "What will we do when Christ comes down?"
Someone had written, "Move St John to inside right"

Author Topic: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen? (Read 11420 times)

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