Hi again everyone,
Thanks for all your input.
Put my bike into dealer mode last night.
Took the bike to work today, same issue this morning. Figured I'd check the fuses at lunch time. After checking the fuses, found everything was OK. So I tried to find the source of the clicking from before and found it was somewhere below the fuel tank. Knowing that there is only the carburetor and the engine down there, I presumed the issue was there since the error code on my dash was 28 and 65. I checked error code 28 on the handy Vstrom rescue app:
viewtopic.php?f=58&t=17006and found this was to do with the Secondary Throttle Valve Actuator (STVA). This isn't something I knew about but putting two and two together, it had to be something to do with the throttle, a valve and a motor (actuator)
so the only thing I knew that ticked those boxes was the carburetor.
The other code wasn't on the app so must be a less regular one.
I wasn't about to pull my plastic off over lunch so left it, besides, I wanted to check the manual before going in guns blazing.
Got home after work and checked the codes in the manual (Page 1A-22, took me ages to find it!) and 28 was the STVA as expected and 65 was a high idle speed (the rev counter was at 2.5 as opposed to 1-1.5). Presumed these were part of the same issue.
So, took the plastics off to get a look at the carburetor. Had to remove the airbox too. With everything off, I turned on the bike and let the self-check run through. I could see that where the carburetor flaps (I have zero idea of the technical name) used to open nice and smooth (from previous trips to carbtown), they now stayed in roughly the same place. The clicking was clearly coming from the motor that sits just beside the rearmost carburetor. I felt the clicking on the motor as the self-check "completed" so it was this motor either struggling or stuck.
Turned the bike back off and tried turning the flap using the rod that joins the front and rear carburetor flaps together so they both move and I could feel it was pretty difficult. Not totally siezed but sticky enough to stop a small motor from turning. So that explains the clicking!
Disconnected the rod and started the self-check again, the carburetor flap didn't open again. That narrowed down the issue (but didn't rule out the frontmost one).
Started rotating the flap by hand again and saw a big load of grit come out from the joint, as I turned to both extremities, the grit loosened and the join became free once more. Did the same with the other carburetor and tried the self-check yet again. This time, it was much smoother.
Now that those were moving freely, I wanted to see if the same error code came up so I put the airbox back on and tried to fire up the engine without the tank and found the bike wouldn't start. "Uh-oh" I thought. So connected the white connector on the bottom of the tank back up and tried to start the bike again... "Oh, have I just wet myself" I think. "Has my bladder just given up with this whole ordeal?". The smell of petrol gave me the answer I needed.
It turns out the connector fires the fuel injector so my bike just peed petrol on me!
Connected the fuel line up, started the bike and whrrrrrrrr-click , just like new! Started the bike up and it was sounding as it always did as well. The error was gone, replaced with a nice C00 code (Everything's cool).
I'm leaving the plastics off tonight and taking my mum's bike tomorrow, when I get back I'll give this section a good de-grit and go over all the connectors since it's a horrid bit for the muck! I'm not going to open up the carburetor but I think it will be worth doing this at the weekend to make sure everything is nice and smooth.
Beware blokes! This area looks really susceptible to road yuck!
EDIT:
Here's some videos so you blokes can see what I mean:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/su81omp77l34ri5/VIDEO0058.mp4?dl=0https://www.dropbox.com/s/oi323uo1m8gxj7m/VIDEO0002.mp4?dl=0https://www.dropbox.com/s/xa2s97jpnv8mahe/VIDEO0001.mp4?dl=0