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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1780 on: Today at 04:38:11 »
A blonde girl calls her neighbour and says “Sorry to bother you but I have a difficult puzzle that I can not solve, can you come over and help me?”

So the neighbour goes over and and says: "OK, what is the puzzle supposed to be when it is finished?”.

The girl says “According to the box it is supposed to be a red rooster when it is done"

The man takes a look at the box and the pieces that are spread on the table and says: “Well, we won’t get anything even remotely resembling a red rooster from these pieces. Let’s just relax, have a cup of coffee and I'll put the cornflakes back in the box...”
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