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Offline Joe Rocket

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1500 on: April 05, 2023, 22:03:10 »
Sorry, I dropped a stitch there..........

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1501 on: April 08, 2023, 20:37:21 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1502 on: April 08, 2023, 20:47:30 »
A good refuge for a year or two..........
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1503 on: April 10, 2023, 11:30:24 »
They say in every friend group there is one willing to commit murder, so I killed the bloke I suspected most before he could do any harm.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1504 on: April 12, 2023, 20:17:10 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1505 on: April 14, 2023, 21:23:26 »
Where's Brian?
Sorry boss he's in hospital.
In hospital? I saw him dancing with Jill from accounts last night
Yes boss, so did his wife.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1506 on: April 17, 2023, 20:47:07 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1507 on: April 24, 2023, 19:15:29 »
What time do Spurs kick off ? Asked the Tottenham Hotspur fan. Every 5 minuets replied the Newcastle fan...
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Offline Barbel Mick

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1508 on: April 24, 2023, 19:24:58 »
2112 the son in law (Newcastle supporter) sent me this......... might not be PC but it's still funny!  :thumb:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1509 on: April 24, 2023, 19:56:24 »
Possibly the only sausage you haven't tested Mick.

(That was also non-PC)
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1510 on: April 24, 2023, 20:07:39 »
A Saville-oy?
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1511 on: April 28, 2023, 13:25:47 »
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Offline Barbel Mick

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1512 on: April 28, 2023, 13:33:55 »
Quote from: MartinW on April 24, 2023, 19:56:24
Possibly the only sausage you haven't tested Mick.
(That was also non-PC)
True, but I did go on Jim'll Fix It & he taught me how to milk a cow blindfolded!
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1513 on: April 28, 2023, 13:43:19 »
Why was the cow blindfolded?    Ah I understand. Misread😂😂
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1514 on: May 06, 2023, 21:01:12 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1515 on: May 09, 2023, 19:46:23 »
Were the ancient Greeks any good at throwing things?
Discuss.........
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1516 on: May 10, 2023, 19:01:18 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1517 on: May 12, 2023, 06:51:52 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1518 on: May 12, 2023, 19:02:24 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1519 on: May 12, 2023, 19:03:09 »
The Artist formerly known as Prince.
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