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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1400 on: January 15, 2023, 13:51:30 »
Admiral Nelson was only 5'6" and his statue in Trafalgar Square is 16'6", that's horatio of 3:1.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1401 on: January 15, 2023, 17:25:18 »
Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of a nightclub was not a bouncer
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1402 on: January 15, 2023, 20:33:27 »
 lol ..... sorry but that was funny!
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1403 on: January 16, 2023, 07:51:35 »
 lol classic..!!
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1404 on: January 20, 2023, 07:59:27 »
BREAKING NEWS!
A large storm has blown the roof off a French cheese factory...

There's de brie everywhere.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1405 on: January 20, 2023, 10:05:12 »
Some good ones there.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1406 on: January 20, 2023, 10:11:34 »
What have Hookworms, Lice, Ringworm and The Eiffel Tower got in common?

They're all Paris sites.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1407 on: January 20, 2023, 16:17:18 »
I took some roadkill I hit home to barbecue for dinner.

On a related note... anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backpack?
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1408 on: January 20, 2023, 18:46:53 »
 :shock: :shock: :shock:

 lol lol lol
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1409 on: January 20, 2023, 22:03:28 »
90% of all Electric Vehicles are still on the road today....
The other 10% made it all the way home. 
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1410 on: January 22, 2023, 11:26:52 »
Hmmmm Sausage Rolls.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1411 on: January 24, 2023, 19:36:37 »
The wife & myself went to Specsavers today for eye tests. We were told we both needed glasses.
What happens now? ......... well we'll see.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1412 on: January 29, 2023, 12:33:09 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1413 on: January 29, 2023, 13:23:44 »
True  :lala:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1414 on: January 30, 2023, 15:52:01 »
Has anyone got a user manual for a wife? Mines making a Whining sound.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1415 on: January 30, 2023, 17:52:05 »
@Brockett.....know what you mean, mines suspension has gone a bit saggy and she needs a general all round lube :smirk:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1416 on: January 30, 2023, 20:53:09 »
Brocket..  they all do that
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1417 on: January 30, 2023, 21:10:42 »
Give her your bank card. It's like medicine to a lady.  :whistle:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1418 on: January 31, 2023, 11:46:59 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1419 on: February 04, 2023, 16:08:45 »
Tis' but a scratch.
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