Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170352 times)

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1381 on:** January 11, 2023, 20:48:38 »

My grandson is four years old and he can't say please in Spanish.
That's poor for four isn't it?

MartinW · « **Reply #1382 on:** January 11, 2023, 21:06:48 »

Now that's funny Mick.
Or at least it was.
When Kwackboy posted it.
On Monday.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1383 on:** January 12, 2023, 09:54:18 »

I even liked kwackboy's post!!

Brockett · « **Reply #1384 on:** January 12, 2023, 09:57:59 »

just don't repeat your own post twice

Brockett · « **Reply #1385 on:** January 12, 2023, 09:58:30 »

just don't repeat your own post twice

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1386 on:** January 12, 2023, 15:12:31 »

Apologies to anyone who may have posted this recently!

I tried to organise a Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

MartinW · « **Reply #1387 on:** January 12, 2023, 20:52:40 »

I hear Prince William is the new Knock Down Ginger World Champion.

Mick - Feel free to post this yourself in a couple of days.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1388 on:** January 12, 2023, 21:11:09 »

Thanks Martin. But could you delete your post in a few days so I don't look like a complete t*at again?

dx408 · « **Reply #1389 on:** January 12, 2023, 21:13:12 »

What's grey and can't swim up stream?

A breeze block

Well you asked

MartinW · « **Reply #1390 on:** January 12, 2023, 21:14:39 »

Mick - I could always edit Kwackboy's post to say that you will post something really funny in a couple of days.

kwackboy · « **Reply #1391 on:** January 13, 2023, 05:12:11 »

Is there copyright infringement here somewhere?

If so Mick, you can pay me in breakfasts..

kwackboy · « **Reply #1392 on:** January 13, 2023, 13:38:03 »

What did the Egg say to the boiling water ..?

"I don't know if I can get hard because I got laid this Morning" 🥚

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1393 on:** January 13, 2023, 14:18:37 »

Quote from: kwackboy

you can pay me in breakfasts..

Next time you're up this way. But you can drop the 's' from breakfast(s)

Brockett · « **Reply #1394 on:** January 13, 2023, 18:58:30 »

breakfats?

kwackboy · « **Reply #1395 on:** January 13, 2023, 19:02:43 »

Breakfat ... about right.. 🤣

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1396 on:** January 13, 2023, 21:45:20 »

Very good brocket but after I posted I did go back & edit to put the brackets around the 's' in question because I knew someone would 'try & be clever'.

SteveO · « **Reply #1397 on:** January 13, 2023, 22:43:23 »

SteveO · « **Reply #1398 on:** January 13, 2023, 22:44:10 »

mr_diver · « **Reply #1399 on:** January 15, 2023, 12:01:27 »