Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170495 times)

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1220 on:** October 08, 2022, 19:00:16 »

Why do ships have portholes on the starboard side?

MartinW · « **Reply #1221 on:** October 08, 2022, 19:42:46 »

Because there are Klingons on the starboard bow.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1222 on:** October 08, 2022, 20:00:03 »

Never heard of Klingons round a porthole...

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #1223 on:** October 08, 2022, 20:28:39 »

If it's the Clingon's round mines a Port. Olé

Tusker · « **Reply #1224 on:** October 09, 2022, 19:12:45 »

because portholes let those below deck see they are in port... and ships dock both sides.. so nothing to do with left or right just holes you see port through.... I realise this is not funny

MartinW · « **Reply #1225 on:** October 09, 2022, 20:02:09 »

You're right. That's not funny

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #1226 on:** October 09, 2022, 20:06:15 »

Get a BIKE Tusker, you'll see things so much better..........

kwackboy · « **Reply #1227 on:** October 10, 2022, 15:23:49 »

Did you hear about the cross eyed circumciser ...?

He got the sack ....

Brockett · « **Reply #1228 on:** October 10, 2022, 17:18:11 »

Well said Tusker. Everyone should take every opportunity to learn.

MartinW · « **Reply #1229 on:** October 10, 2022, 22:30:19 »

One for MMXXII.

kwackboy · « **Reply #1230 on:** October 12, 2022, 11:25:33 »

Yesterday I warned my children about using their whistle inside the house and gave them one last chance.

Unfortunately they blew it!

kwackboy · « **Reply #1231 on:** October 12, 2022, 13:00:08 »

I’ve just found out that they won’t be making 12” rulers any longer...

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1232 on:** October 12, 2022, 13:22:54 »

There's a programme on TV tonight all about the road I live on.
I'm very excited and looking forward to it.
It's right up my street!

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1233 on:** October 12, 2022, 13:25:10 »

I'm gutted. I've recently completed my human cannonball training and after putting in months of hard work I've just been informed that I'm getting fired this afternoon!

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1234 on:** October 12, 2022, 13:26:36 »

Went to the annual campanologists party the other night.
We had a right good old ding dong.

MartinW · « **Reply #1235 on:** October 12, 2022, 16:34:20 »

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1236 on:** October 15, 2022, 11:36:54 »

I was on a blind date with a woman, and during our dinner conversation she said, "You know, I used to be a Christian."
I told her that was fine, it really didn't matter to me.
She said, "Good. Because I'm much more comfortable as a Christine."

mr_diver · « **Reply #1237 on:** October 22, 2022, 19:45:18 »

This is not aimed to be political... more pointing out everyone can add to wikipedia but it has to be verified.

It changed 5 mins later.

mr_diver · « **Reply #1238 on:** October 22, 2022, 19:47:11 »

With the cost of living crisis I've come up with an idea to generate some cash on Halloween.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1239 on:** October 22, 2022, 20:43:12 »

Gone in the first wave, it's not bolted down.