Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170321 times)

kwackboy · « **Reply #1020 on:** January 11, 2022, 08:39:03 »

Just learned today that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA! However, if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA...

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1021 on:** January 11, 2022, 09:13:14 »

That one's especially bad if you're reading this in the USA

kwackboy · « **Reply #1022 on:** January 11, 2022, 19:27:54 »

I'm in trouble with the wife again.
I bought her some lorry oil for her birthday...

Apparently it's pronounced 'L’Oreal'.

MartinW · « **Reply #1023 on:** January 13, 2022, 18:50:49 »

I need some help with my Hazard Lights.

They are stuck on and I don't know which way to turn.

MartinW · « **Reply #1024 on:** January 13, 2022, 18:53:43 »

Does anyone know if it is possible to take a graft from a buttock and attach it to someone who is not a relative?

Arse Skin for a friend.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1025 on:** January 13, 2022, 20:56:44 »

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1026 on:** January 13, 2022, 20:57:12 »

Froglodyte · « **Reply #1027 on:** January 13, 2022, 22:16:37 »

Breaking wind in a lift - that's wrong on so many levels!

Brockett · « **Reply #1028 on:** January 14, 2022, 21:32:51 »

mr_diver · « **Reply #1029 on:** January 14, 2022, 22:40:43 »

I tagged Jen in that one on Facebook.

This one made me chuckle...

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #1030 on:** January 15, 2022, 19:35:01 »

No more than I'd expect in Wales

Brockett · « **Reply #1031 on:** January 15, 2022, 21:49:10 »

An outrage- I am incensed.

Froglodyte · « **Reply #1032 on:** January 15, 2022, 22:01:43 »

Incest is OK as long as you keep it in the family

kwackboy · « **Reply #1033 on:** January 16, 2022, 13:05:23 »

I’ve just started a new job working at a factory that makes chess pieces.

I’m on knights this week ..

MartinW · « **Reply #1034 on:** January 16, 2022, 13:12:06 »

Let us know when you are doing a queen.

StromGeeza · « **Reply #1035 on:** January 16, 2022, 16:31:38 »

What man doesn't like pawn?

MartinW · « **Reply #1036 on:** January 17, 2022, 20:17:34 »

What do Prince Andrew and Manchester United have in common?

It went badly wrong for both of them the minute Fergie left.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #1037 on:** January 18, 2022, 22:02:21 »

I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.............

kwackboy · « **Reply #1038 on:** January 21, 2022, 15:07:57 »

Too soon ...?

Brockett · « **Reply #1039 on:** January 21, 2022, 15:35:42 »