Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170309 times)

MartinW · « **Reply #880 on:** July 15, 2021, 21:47:41 »

Technically the Euro Trophy was presented in Wembley Stadium, London, England, to the home team.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #881 on:** July 18, 2021, 19:53:39 »

Do bin men get formal training
or do they pick it up as they go along?

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #882 on:** July 18, 2021, 19:59:22 »

I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'.....we were a warm up act.
Then I joined The Duvets'......we mainly did covers.
After that I was with a group called 'The cats Eyes'.....mostly middle of the road stuff.
Now I'm with a group called 'Missing Cat'.....keep an eye out for our posters.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #883 on:** July 18, 2021, 20:05:33 »

Solar power really is the future .......but it won't happen overnight.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #884 on:** July 20, 2021, 18:22:51 »

Have you noticed how many Formula One drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre...

Mr Nick · « **Reply #885 on:** July 20, 2021, 20:10:03 »

How many people does it take to tell a bad joke?

Don't know: haven't got time to look through 45 pages to count...

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #886 on:** July 26, 2021, 12:52:40 »

I once dated a lady police officer named Tina. She was a sergeant actually.
I stopped at her place one night and in the morning, she asked me if I wanted a cooked breakfast?
I said, "Don't fry for me Sergeant Tina".

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #887 on:** August 04, 2021, 18:42:24 »

Why aren't Dacia Dusters produced in yellow?

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #888 on:** August 10, 2021, 21:33:42 »

Did Shakespeare write his plays with a pencil..........?

2B or not 2B, that is the question.

kwackboy · « **Reply #889 on:** August 12, 2021, 10:53:11 »

Brockett · « **Reply #890 on:** August 14, 2021, 19:57:01 »

Well I thought it was funny

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #891 on:** August 14, 2021, 22:14:08 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #892 on:** August 17, 2021, 15:01:53 »

Sorry about the language ..

mr_diver · « **Reply #893 on:** August 19, 2021, 18:50:21 »

Stolen from facebook

Mr Nick · « **Reply #894 on:** August 31, 2021, 15:33:42 »

Tonight's open Mike night at the local Autopsy club if anyone fancies it.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #895 on:** September 01, 2021, 20:53:49 »

A man who trained his dog to play the Trumpet on the London underground said it went from Barking to Tooting in less than an hour.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #896 on:** September 01, 2021, 20:58:36 »

A trumpet? On the underground?? A tuba, Shirley?

Mr Nick · « **Reply #897 on:** September 05, 2021, 17:47:16 »

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #898 on:** September 09, 2021, 21:06:02 »

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #899 on:** September 09, 2021, 21:38:09 »

....as the Diego's by so fast.