Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “so you want to be cops, right?”
The blondes all nodded.
The detective pulled out a picture and said, “To be a detective, you have to be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth.”
He then stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. “Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about the man?”
The blond immediately said, “yes. I did. he only has one eye!”
The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in the picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, “What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?”
“Yes! He only has one ear!”
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course you can only see one ear! You are excused too!”
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blond and said,
This is probably a waste of time, but...”
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it saying, All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about the man?”
The blonde said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses”.
The detective began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, “You are absolutely right? His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?”
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Helloooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear,...he certainly can’t wear glasses.”
