Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170167 times)

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #780 on:** February 21, 2021, 21:19:38 »

Joe, 'fed up' isn't hyphenated. .............. touché mon ami.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #781 on:** February 21, 2021, 22:04:34 »

BM, I didn't write the joke, I just copied it..........

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #782 on:** February 21, 2021, 22:18:46 »

Like Bart Simpson on the subject of his dinosaur essay: "I didn't write it, the internet wrote it I just handed it in "

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #783 on:** February 21, 2021, 22:37:22 »

We all do that Joe.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #784 on:** February 22, 2021, 14:40:44 »

A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The funeral company told the man that it would cost £15000 to ship her home or £500 to bury her in Jerusalem.
The husband said "ship her home".
Shocked, the undertaker asked "but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money ?"
The husband replied "a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead ... I can't take the chance!"

2112 · « **Reply #785 on:** February 22, 2021, 15:08:29 »

I was at marriage guidance counselling with the wife the other day when the counsellor said "apparently, you never buy her flowers". I replied " I didn't even know she sold flowers"...

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #786 on:** February 22, 2021, 16:06:54 »

I must have been at the same counsellor. When he said I should buy her flowers more often I said, "What type, plain or self-raising?"

Brockett · « **Reply #787 on:** February 22, 2021, 16:33:17 »

tallpaul · « **Reply #788 on:** February 23, 2021, 14:20:51 »

MartinW · « **Reply #789 on:** February 23, 2021, 19:26:30 »

Wordsmithing.

tallpaul · « **Reply #790 on:** February 23, 2021, 19:53:51 »

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #791 on:** February 24, 2021, 10:35:45 »

That's worth a

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #792 on:** February 24, 2021, 11:18:31 »

I've started telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #793 on:** February 26, 2021, 15:11:16 »

I don't normally share personal stuff, but my wife was great in the sack last night. Sank to the bottom of the canal beautifully.

2112 · « **Reply #794 on:** February 28, 2021, 14:57:55 »

And here is today's bad joke -

Brockett · « **Reply #795 on:** March 02, 2021, 17:38:51 »

A friend has been banned for life from his local gym. He found a hole in his trainer big enough to put his finger in.

2112 · « **Reply #796 on:** March 02, 2021, 17:53:03 »

A friend has been sacked from his job at the local chip shop after he was found with the potato peeler up his arse. The potato peeler was sacked too

2112 · « **Reply #797 on:** March 03, 2021, 12:53:57 »

Today bad joke -

SteveO · « **Reply #798 on:** March 09, 2021, 05:06:42 »

SteveO · « **Reply #799 on:** March 09, 2021, 05:08:09 »