Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170088 times)

Ambergnat · « **Reply #760 on:** February 03, 2021, 20:01:57 »

Quote from: 2112 on February 03, 2021, 08:03:08

Too soon ?

I'm sat in front of a tribute program to him as I type...I'm seriously conflicted...

tallpaul · « **Reply #761 on:** February 03, 2021, 20:06:08 »

I'm fine with it. It isn't overtly disrespectful or anything that diminishes what he achieved.

kwackboy · « **Reply #762 on:** February 03, 2021, 20:08:23 »

I laughed because it's so bad ...

tallpaul · « **Reply #763 on:** February 03, 2021, 20:22:05 »

Yeah, that too...

Keith60 · « **Reply #764 on:** February 03, 2021, 23:45:56 »

Way too soon. Very bad!! But funny!

2112 · « **Reply #765 on:** February 04, 2021, 07:18:48 »

Thank heavens for that, I was pilloried recently for posting a joke that was too good to be in the bad jokes section. Abnormal service resumed then...

kwackboy · « **Reply #766 on:** February 14, 2021, 20:34:32 »

To all the fat ugly birds out there who didn't get a Valentine's date .... It's pancake day next week .... Chins up girls ... !!!

MartinW · « **Reply #767 on:** February 15, 2021, 20:59:10 »

The Price is Right.

kwackboy · « **Reply #768 on:** February 16, 2021, 13:53:18 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #769 on:** February 16, 2021, 13:54:11 »

Brockett · « **Reply #770 on:** February 16, 2021, 14:18:53 »

Got an electric vehicle? You'll need a current driving licence.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #771 on:** February 16, 2021, 16:52:33 »

I can't believe its pancake day, it must have crèped up on me!

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #772 on:** February 17, 2021, 21:21:24 »

BM it's crêpe.

However; the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and quietly crept out again.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #773 on:** February 17, 2021, 22:03:16 »

It may be correct with a circonflexe, Mick might have made a grave error, but we Brits tend to pronounce it acutely.

Brockett · « **Reply #774 on:** February 17, 2021, 22:15:02 »

If you get an email with the subject "Knock, Knock". don't open it.
It might be a Jehovah's witness working from home.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #775 on:** February 19, 2021, 10:05:45 »

I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot two weeks ago and it still hurts!
I can't believe it's not better.

Brockett · « **Reply #776 on:** February 19, 2021, 14:54:43 »

When I say "getting old sucks" what I really mean is my teeth are falling out and I can no longer chew.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #777 on:** February 19, 2021, 16:41:56 »

One of my friends with Covid and been been put on one of those new Dyson ventilators. Staff say he's picking up nicely...

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #778 on:** February 20, 2021, 21:44:01 »

League tables showing obesity comparisons between different countries are misleading. A pie chart would be better.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #779 on:** February 20, 2021, 21:46:52 »

I'm getting fed-up with nuisance phone calls, my bills are extortionate.