Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 169514 times)

Tusker · « **Reply #640 on:** September 27, 2020, 13:15:26 »

looks like a great night in

Mr Nick · « **Reply #641 on:** September 27, 2020, 15:29:25 »

Winnie the pooh ...... probably the most vindictive chapter in Nelson Mandela's autobiography.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #642 on:** September 27, 2020, 19:12:12 »

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #643 on:** September 27, 2020, 20:55:36 »

Quote from: Tusker on September 27, 2020, 13:15:26

looks like a great night in

Right, hands up everyone who checked the DVLA website to see if it was real?..... Right, not just me then.

MartinW · « **Reply #644 on:** September 27, 2020, 21:28:20 »

Not just Finger Lickin' Good is it.

Brockett · « **Reply #645 on:** September 28, 2020, 08:50:21 »

I admit to being old and NVB (Not Very Bright) but I do not get that one at all.

Tusker · « **Reply #646 on:** September 28, 2020, 16:22:42 »

BJ + 69 + KFC .... does that help ????

anyway ,,,A mate just got the sack !!! he was a Pyrotechnic Expert, but his last firework display went all wrong and they sacked him!!! I think it's bang out of order !!!!

mr_diver · « **Reply #647 on:** September 29, 2020, 09:42:46 »

2112 · « **Reply #648 on:** September 29, 2020, 09:43:49 »

Tusker, I think his boss must be crackers to fire a staff member of his sparkling ability...

mr_diver · « **Reply #649 on:** September 29, 2020, 11:20:19 »

It's a local joke, but there's a few of us on here.

kwackboy · « **Reply #650 on:** October 02, 2020, 08:12:49 »

Yesterday I went into the Police station and saw a man with three stripes on his arm and a trifle on his head.

He was the custardy sergeant.

Taxi ..!!!

Brockett · « **Reply #651 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:49:04 »

Did he have cake in one ear with jelly and custard in the other and kept saying "speak up I am a triffle deaf"?

kwackboy · « **Reply #652 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:53:55 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #653 on:** October 02, 2020, 15:25:25 »

Danthecrane · « **Reply #654 on:** October 02, 2020, 20:23:47 »

My wife threw a piece of cheese at me in the kitchen earlier, I said "that's not very mature".

mr_diver · « **Reply #655 on:** October 03, 2020, 10:40:31 »

I need this mug for work

user650 · « **Reply #656 on:** October 03, 2020, 21:18:50 »

That's going on my Christmas list straight away

mr_diver · « **Reply #657 on:** October 04, 2020, 13:52:27 »

mr_diver · « **Reply #658 on:** October 04, 2020, 14:08:55 »

Been bored at home so here's a few stolen from bookofface

Brockett · « **Reply #659 on:** October 05, 2020, 22:00:54 »

My Son asked what I was doing on the PC.
"Ordering a V-Strom 2021 calendar", says I.
Son with hand on my shoulder says, "that's what I like about you ... always opimistic".