Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170089 times)

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #620 on:** August 15, 2020, 09:55:27 »

Vladimir said the same........

Brockett · « **Reply #621 on:** August 18, 2020, 16:38:30 »

Since the latest news that teachers A level predictions will stand ACDC can revert to being ABBA

kwackboy · « **Reply #622 on:** August 18, 2020, 19:23:45 »

Viagra have now introduced their own tea bag, your sexual performance doesn't improve however, it stops your biscuits never go soft ..!

Brockett · « **Reply #623 on:** August 20, 2020, 13:03:27 »

Only in a marriage do you get time off for bad behaviour.

SteveO · « **Reply #624 on:** August 24, 2020, 21:42:02 »

My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

kwackboy · « **Reply #625 on:** August 26, 2020, 20:57:14 »

Was watching the women's golf the other day on the TV.
Yep, same old story , crap at driving but great with an iron ...

kwackboy · « **Reply #626 on:** September 04, 2020, 10:05:57 »

I keep dreaming I'm a horse, 5 nights on the trot now!

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #627 on:** September 04, 2020, 15:08:10 »

Just read that The Flat Earth Society believe, that if it continues, this social distancing will push people over the edge.

Brockett · « **Reply #628 on:** September 08, 2020, 18:56:16 »

Caerphilly goes into lockdown. Local residents are cheesed off.

kwackboy · « **Reply #629 on:** September 08, 2020, 19:22:39 »

Great counselling.

A desperate woman was standing on a cliff edge, about to jump off.

An old homeless man wandering by notices her and says "look, seeing as you'll be dead in a minute, it won't matter to you if we had quickie before you jumped"

The woman screamed back some choice words basically telling the old boy to "bugger off".

He shrugged and said "fine, no problem, I'll go and wait at the bottom"

The woman didn't jump ....

Counselling can work ...!!

SteveO · « **Reply #630 on:** September 16, 2020, 22:05:01 »

SteveO · « **Reply #631 on:** September 16, 2020, 22:05:40 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #632 on:** September 17, 2020, 12:19:50 »

SteveO · « **Reply #633 on:** September 17, 2020, 22:37:42 »

Mark123 · « **Reply #634 on:** September 19, 2020, 00:02:14 »

A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dog was chasing people on motorbikes. That's ridiculous. My dog can't ride a motorcycle.

2112 · « **Reply #635 on:** September 19, 2020, 12:38:33 »

Moto Guzzi V BMW

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #636 on:** September 21, 2020, 14:01:57 »

I had to end a relationship with a seismologist.............
she just kept finding faults.

Brockett · « **Reply #637 on:** September 21, 2020, 19:31:28 »

Me too, she always expected the earth move.

kwackboy · « **Reply #638 on:** September 25, 2020, 18:21:10 »

Brockett · « **Reply #639 on:** September 27, 2020, 10:37:23 »