Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170088 times)

tallpaul · « **Reply #580 on:** July 20, 2020, 20:25:11 »

It went against the grain.

user650 · « **Reply #581 on:** July 20, 2020, 21:06:55 »

that's knot what you want

tallpaul · « **Reply #582 on:** July 20, 2020, 22:00:43 »

I'm getting sycamore of these jokes. Always barking up the wrong tree. Teak my advice and varnish while yew still can.

Brockett · « **Reply #583 on:** July 21, 2020, 08:37:38 »

it's expected in a joint like this

Mr Nick · « **Reply #584 on:** July 21, 2020, 08:51:46 »

I was knot going to read any more, but I mitre if there's mortice e...

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #585 on:** July 21, 2020, 09:52:50 »

Some good dovetailing in this thread.

nickoff · « **Reply #586 on:** July 21, 2020, 10:02:33 »

What's 50 foot long and stinks of piss?

Line dancing in a care home.

Nick.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #587 on:** July 23, 2020, 10:05:30 »

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher and revolutionary but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya.................. the inventor of the starting pistol...

kwackboy · « **Reply #588 on:** July 23, 2020, 10:56:22 »

Getts Ettgoe was the other sister ...

SteveO · « **Reply #589 on:** July 23, 2020, 19:44:20 »

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #590 on:** July 23, 2020, 19:48:32 »

Those two were known as 'the skids.....Marx'

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #591 on:** July 24, 2020, 19:47:57 »

When I opened my wardrobe this morning, I was confronted by a lion.
I said, "What are you doing in my wardrobe?"

He said, "Narnia business."

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #592 on:** July 28, 2020, 18:34:16 »

In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders
but in Iraq, no phobia.

Tusker · « **Reply #593 on:** July 28, 2020, 18:46:16 »

The people of Dubai don't like Fred Flintstone !! but those in Abu Dhabi do

thanks for reminding me Barbel

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #594 on:** July 28, 2020, 21:02:36 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #595 on:** July 29, 2020, 12:37:59 »

Brockett · « **Reply #596 on:** July 29, 2020, 18:49:45 »

. Give a tosser a job with a uniform and you still get a tosser.

StromGeeza · « **Reply #597 on:** July 29, 2020, 19:00:17 »

If he's a tosser the chap in the nice suit may need to go to the dry cleaners next...

tallpaul · « **Reply #598 on:** July 29, 2020, 19:25:29 »

He's just taking his job seriously. He's really got the other bloke's back.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #599 on:** July 29, 2020, 20:04:44 »

Maybe he's afraid the aliens will beam him up from the transporter pad...