Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 169896 times)

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #460 on:** January 30, 2020, 18:58:01 »

It seems like everyone else at the airport has better luggage than me.

I'm thinking it's a worst case scenario.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #461 on:** January 30, 2020, 18:59:38 »

Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No son!

tallpaul · « **Reply #462 on:** January 30, 2020, 21:13:48 »

On top form again, Mick!

kwackboy · « **Reply #463 on:** February 06, 2020, 15:17:42 »

Hi all, just to let you know that I have been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in..

I have only gone and poisoned myself !!

What I thought was an onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb, they said I should be out sometime in the spring....

TLPower · « **Reply #464 on:** February 06, 2020, 16:12:05 »

Funny you mention that, I saw my first daffodil this morning.

Brockett · « **Reply #465 on:** February 06, 2020, 18:21:17 »

It's only February and already there's little black disc in my garden. Is this a record?

kwackboy · « **Reply #466 on:** February 06, 2020, 18:35:43 »

That's early ....

, brave daffodils ..

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #467 on:** February 06, 2020, 18:42:49 »

Beautiful, makes me feel as if Spring is just around the corner......

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #468 on:** February 06, 2020, 19:45:04 »

It is.........

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #469 on:** February 06, 2020, 20:13:35 »

That makes up for about two and a half of the really really bad ones!

MartinW · « **Reply #470 on:** February 07, 2020, 06:27:45 »

Some people were probably trying to work out what that meant until they saw the filename of the picture

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #471 on:** February 07, 2020, 12:19:27 »

Cheers Rusty, two and a half? I'm honoured.

Martin, yeah I should of not titled it like that, just let people work it out from Rusty's previous comment?

kwackboy · « **Reply #472 on:** February 07, 2020, 14:14:32 »

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #473 on:** February 07, 2020, 19:10:13 »

Determined is Barbel Mick. Only he could have staged that!

I would contest that it's a fake joke in that 'Spring is just around the corner' (the phrase is) and that you can't quite see it yet.

Therefore a really REALLY REALLY bad joke.

Brockett · « **Reply #474 on:** February 07, 2020, 20:06:59 »

I contend the joke is sound. The first party, making the joke to a third party who is standing along the wall at which position the spring is not visible. We, the observers, can see the spring because we are positioned away from the wall with a partial view of the item, in this case the spring that is just round the corner.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #475 on:** February 07, 2020, 20:51:20 »

Wrong I think Brockett! You will see the spring is infact in view even if you're standing further back away from the 'corner', at infinty even. It is clearly in front of, if not wholly, the brickwork. The phrase implies it will soon come into view (or arrive) by the phrase 'Spring is just around the corner'. Your conclusion would be correct if Barbel Mick had positioned it in the shadow totally.

MartinW · « **Reply #476 on:** February 07, 2020, 21:05:48 »

The Site rules are changing.

No mention of Animals, Children, Politics, Religion or Springs.

StromGeeza · « **Reply #477 on:** February 07, 2020, 21:07:49 »

The new rule will make discussion of suspension set-ups tricky...

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #478 on:** February 07, 2020, 21:20:24 »

No bounce effect intended but I'm sure the club will regain the status quo Martin.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #479 on:** February 07, 2020, 21:41:13 »

@ Joe Rocket, I'm really happy that you find it a REALLY, REALLY bad joke, that made my day, but the rest of the argument with yourself & Brocket, having just got back from the pub

I'm afraid, lost me!!