Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 169519 times)

wurzel · « **Reply #360 on:** October 01, 2019, 17:32:10 »

Was it unbridled passion, or just horsing around?

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #361 on:** October 01, 2019, 21:07:21 »

I'm sure he'd be saddled with some name calling!

UK_Vstrom650 · « **Reply #362 on:** October 02, 2019, 08:21:56 »

The surgeon said it was a right mare to get them out.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #363 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:20:26 »

The charge of the shite brigade?

Tusker · « **Reply #364 on:** October 02, 2019, 16:33:29 »

this is bound to stirrup some media interest !!!

MartinW · « **Reply #365 on:** October 02, 2019, 16:46:38 »

They can get them out using Donkey Hole Surgery.

wurzel · « **Reply #366 on:** October 02, 2019, 16:55:34 »

He Ascot to have surgery on his Donkey.,and a course of antibitrotics.

wurzel · « **Reply #367 on:** October 02, 2019, 16:57:28 »

I did type a.s.s, but the mod filter made his operation in a rather different part of his body.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #368 on:** October 02, 2019, 16:58:31 »

wurzel · « **Reply #369 on:** October 02, 2019, 17:02:37 »

I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor soldier after that, thank god the NHS is not run by Fat Rat....

tallpaul · « **Reply #370 on:** October 02, 2019, 17:13:51 »

A dose of the trots should shift them...

MartinW · « **Reply #371 on:** October 02, 2019, 17:24:32 »

MartinW · « **Reply #372 on:** October 02, 2019, 20:42:03 »

If they went in backwards then it will be Red Rum getting them out again.

Ticker · « **Reply #373 on:** October 03, 2019, 15:21:02 »

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #374 on:** October 03, 2019, 17:21:25 »

If you've never tried blindfolded archery.....................................
you don't know what you're missing!

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #375 on:** October 03, 2019, 17:24:07 »

Did you know that 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not happy.

kwackboy · « **Reply #376 on:** October 09, 2019, 13:50:19 »

Bad news for all you dyslexics out there.

On the 28th October your cocks go black .

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #377 on:** October 09, 2019, 16:20:12 »

They've just opened a new restaurant in town, it's called Karma.
There's no menu, you get what you deserve.

MartinW · « **Reply #378 on:** October 09, 2019, 18:27:28 »

Some people say that selling meat is disgusting, but I believe people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.

Asmith61 · « **Reply #379 on:** October 10, 2019, 16:27:32 »

I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned round, I thought I was on the voice