Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 170086 times)

tallpaul · « **Reply #340 on:** September 14, 2019, 07:21:57 »

He's got a job. He is the chief editor of jokes at the Christmas cracker factory...

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #341 on:** September 14, 2019, 07:46:23 »

And he disposes of the rejects on here? Fly tipping.

MartinW · « **Reply #342 on:** September 14, 2019, 12:49:45 »

The inventor of the USB Stick has died today.

Thanks for the memory.

Ticker · « **Reply #343 on:** September 16, 2019, 19:43:03 »

The Mrs and I went to the chemist and she picked up these Olympic condoms. Gold, Silver and Bronze ones there was....

She picked up the silver ones and said "Why don't you try these and can come second for once!"

kwackboy · « **Reply #344 on:** September 18, 2019, 18:02:05 »

My uncle has just left me a stately home in his will.

I've no idea where "sod hall" is but I'm pretty thrilled ..

wurzel · « **Reply #345 on:** September 18, 2019, 18:33:45 »

What is the difference between popeye and Robert Maxwell?

Maxwell got to mount olive.....

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #346 on:** September 21, 2019, 19:22:02 »

"I come from a family of poor magicians.......

I have two half sisters......"

Ticker · « **Reply #347 on:** September 22, 2019, 22:23:31 »

Lying in bed facing the wife I looked into her eyes and said, ‘looking at your face reminds me of the lottery’

With a beaming smile she asks, ‘What, I’m worth millions’

‘No, I wish you’d fu&@!ing roll over’

Ticker · « **Reply #348 on:** September 22, 2019, 22:38:14 »

The wife has been missing nearly a week now, the police have said I should prepare myself for the worse, so I'm off to the charity shop to see if I can get all her clothes back.

Ticker · « **Reply #349 on:** September 27, 2019, 18:26:21 »

MartinW · « **Reply #350 on:** September 27, 2019, 18:27:18 »

Ticker · « **Reply #351 on:** September 27, 2019, 18:28:47 »

The shocker is....he looks like Mick from Rocky!!

Ticker · « **Reply #352 on:** September 27, 2019, 18:29:30 »

2112 · « **Reply #353 on:** September 29, 2019, 12:56:47 »

X-mas party -

2112 · « **Reply #354 on:** September 29, 2019, 12:57:45 »

A sign of the times...

MartinW · « **Reply #355 on:** September 30, 2019, 19:04:29 »

I just deleted your joke Ticker as it was a bit too much for this forum.

Ticker · « **Reply #356 on:** September 30, 2019, 19:21:13 »

No problem Martin. No offence intended

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #357 on:** September 30, 2019, 19:36:04 »

Now you've got my interest PM it me please Ticker.

kwackboy · « **Reply #358 on:** September 30, 2019, 19:42:50 »

Ticker · « **Reply #359 on:** September 30, 2019, 20:05:03 »