Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 166254 times)

The Doctor 46 · « **Reply #1600 on:** August 23, 2023, 10:18:49 »

I love "technically true" jokes, like:
If everybody in the world held hands around the equator, most of them would drown.

Or

Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?

Or

There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

Asmith61 · « **Reply #1601 on:** August 23, 2023, 20:50:20 »

The Doctor 46 · « **Reply #1602 on:** August 23, 2023, 20:55:23 »

They never read them, they just looked at the pictures.

MartinW · « **Reply #1603 on:** August 23, 2023, 21:33:24 »

Did you know Luke and Chewie met at school?

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1604 on:** August 31, 2023, 12:58:09 »

Does anyone know if it is possible to donate buttock skin to a non-relative for a graft?
Arse skin for a friend...

V-Twin · « **Reply #1605 on:** September 06, 2023, 14:10:51 »

I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart

I have forgot where I was going with this, but I do know that I love bacon.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1606 on:** September 07, 2023, 14:14:26 »

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1607 on:** September 07, 2023, 16:29:12 »

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1608 on:** September 07, 2023, 16:42:19 »

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1609 on:** September 07, 2023, 17:06:47 »

As I'm not a guitar player I had to google it!

StromGeeza · « **Reply #1610 on:** September 07, 2023, 18:08:31 »

To be fair, the chord joke depends on what tuning you're using on Your geetar...

It's better than the periodic table one though, with its make-believe elements...

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1611 on:** September 07, 2023, 21:23:43 »

I've just received my permit to harvest shrimp in the Atlantic.
Now I've got a licence to Krill.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1612 on:** September 09, 2023, 11:26:16 »

I went to the doctors to seek help about my addiction of shoplifting electronic items from Currys.
He told me to keep taking the tablets.

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #1613 on:** September 09, 2023, 21:34:32 »

I love curry but have never found anything electrical in one.

MartinW · « **Reply #1614 on:** September 11, 2023, 13:03:19 »

I just raised a case of medical negligence against a cross-eyed circumcisor.

He got the sack.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1615 on:** September 11, 2023, 14:53:41 »

I met a transvestite in the pub last night, he lives in Greater Manchester,
I know that because he had a Wigan address.

MartinW · « **Reply #1616 on:** September 16, 2023, 09:30:55 »

It's all about the bass.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1617 on:** September 16, 2023, 18:57:57 »

I went to the doctors & told him I had a hearing problem in my left ear.
He said, "are you sure?"
I said, "yes, I'm definite."

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1618 on:** September 16, 2023, 19:01:58 »

I don't believe in reincarnation.
What's the point of coming back as a tin of milk?

SteveO · « **Reply #1619 on:** September 21, 2023, 22:27:08 »