Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 166761 times)

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1540 on:** May 22, 2023, 19:40:26 »

Won't be using blinkers, then.

MartinW · « **Reply #1541 on:** May 25, 2023, 18:44:30 »

The Aussie Cricket Team have been in touch about the Ashes, just to make sure they are not Rolf's.

MartinW · « **Reply #1542 on:** May 28, 2023, 12:02:12 »

I was so far back in the Dark and Handsome queues that even "The Force" wouldn't help me here.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1543 on:** May 28, 2023, 19:19:13 »

I think I get what's she's describing...

SteveO · « **Reply #1544 on:** May 28, 2023, 20:38:31 »

SteveO · « **Reply #1545 on:** May 31, 2023, 18:56:35 »

MartinW · « **Reply #1546 on:** June 01, 2023, 07:19:05 »

Enjoy this if you are going.

Asmith61 · « **Reply #1547 on:** June 01, 2023, 12:19:33 »

Brilliant

kwackboy · « **Reply #1548 on:** June 01, 2023, 20:58:02 »

What do you call a gay dentist..... ?

The tooth fairy 🧚‍♀️.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1549 on:** June 02, 2023, 14:26:04 »

My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. "
I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.

SteveO · « **Reply #1550 on:** June 02, 2023, 21:40:22 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #1551 on:** June 04, 2023, 15:06:27 »

mr_diver · « **Reply #1552 on:** June 06, 2023, 14:56:13 »

Taken straight from an add on Facebook

MartinW · « **Reply #1553 on:** June 06, 2023, 19:08:11 »

That shoe won't be IPX5.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1554 on:** June 06, 2023, 20:53:33 »

I'm sure this chap used to wear 'em.

MartinW · « **Reply #1555 on:** June 07, 2023, 18:41:21 »

Good News Mr Diver. They have been reduced.

Brockett · « **Reply #1556 on:** June 07, 2023, 18:52:43 »

Ah! yes Gordon Lightoot who passed away on the 1st of May

Froglodyte · « **Reply #1557 on:** June 07, 2023, 20:10:09 »

Gordy - my all time favourite singer/songwriter! I've been playing his stuff for years.

SteveO · « **Reply #1558 on:** June 07, 2023, 21:25:06 »

SteveO · « **Reply #1559 on:** June 07, 2023, 21:25:52 »