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Rusty Nuts
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
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Reply #1540 on:
May 22, 2023, 19:40:26 »
Won't be using blinkers, then.
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MartinW
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May 25, 2023, 18:44:30 »
The Aussie Cricket Team have been in touch about the Ashes, just to make sure they are not Rolf's.
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Tall, Dark and Handsome (In 1987) - Just tall now !!
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May 28, 2023, 12:02:12 »
I was so far back in the Dark and Handsome queues that even "The Force" wouldn't help me here.
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Tall, Dark and Handsome (In 1987) - Just tall now !!
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Mr Nick
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Reply #1543 on:
May 28, 2023, 19:19:13 »
I think I get what's she's describing...
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Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....
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SteveO
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May 28, 2023, 20:38:31 »
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SteveO
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May 31, 2023, 18:56:35 »
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MartinW
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June 01, 2023, 07:19:05 »
Enjoy this if you are going.
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Tall, Dark and Handsome (In 1987) - Just tall now !!
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Asmith61
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June 01, 2023, 12:19:33 »
Brilliant
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kwackboy
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June 01, 2023, 20:58:02 »
What do you call a gay dentist..... ?
The tooth fairy 🧚♀️.
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Barbel Mick
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June 02, 2023, 14:26:04 »
My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. "
I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.
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Mick
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SteveO
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June 02, 2023, 21:40:22 »
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kwackboy
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June 04, 2023, 15:06:27 »
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mr_diver
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Reply #1552 on:
June 06, 2023, 14:56:13 »
Taken straight from an add on Facebook
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MartinW
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June 06, 2023, 19:08:11 »
That shoe won't be IPX5.
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Tall, Dark and Handsome (In 1987) - Just tall now !!
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Rusty Nuts
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June 06, 2023, 20:53:33 »
I'm sure this chap used to wear 'em.
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MartinW
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June 07, 2023, 18:41:21 »
Good News Mr Diver. They have been reduced.
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Tall, Dark and Handsome (In 1987) - Just tall now !!
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Brockett
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Reply #1556 on:
June 07, 2023, 18:52:43 »
Ah! yes Gordon Lightoot who passed away on the 1st of May
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This doesn't last forever, so do it while you can.
Froglodyte
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June 07, 2023, 20:10:09 »
Gordy - my all time favourite singer/songwriter! I've been playing his stuff for years.
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SteveO
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June 07, 2023, 21:25:06 »
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SteveO
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June 07, 2023, 21:25:52 »
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