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Offline Rusty Nuts

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1540 on: May 22, 2023, 19:40:26 »
Won't be using blinkers, then.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1541 on: May 25, 2023, 18:44:30 »
The Aussie Cricket Team have been in touch about the Ashes, just to make sure they are not Rolf's.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1542 on: May 28, 2023, 12:02:12 »
I was so far back in the Dark and Handsome queues that even "The Force" wouldn't help me here.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1543 on: May 28, 2023, 19:19:13 »
I think I get what's she's describing...
Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1544 on: May 28, 2023, 20:38:31 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1545 on: May 31, 2023, 18:56:35 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1546 on: June 01, 2023, 07:19:05 »
Enjoy this if you are going.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1547 on: June 01, 2023, 12:19:33 »
Brilliant  lol lol

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1548 on: June 01, 2023, 20:58:02 »
What do you call a gay dentist..... ?

The tooth fairy 🧚‍♀️. 
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1549 on: June 02, 2023, 14:26:04 »
My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. "
I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1550 on: June 02, 2023, 21:40:22 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1551 on: June 04, 2023, 15:06:27 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1552 on: June 06, 2023, 14:56:13 »
Taken straight from an add on Facebook



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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1553 on: June 06, 2023, 19:08:11 »
That shoe won't be IPX5.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1554 on: June 06, 2023, 20:53:33 »
I'm sure this chap used to wear 'em.



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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1555 on: June 07, 2023, 18:41:21 »
Good News Mr Diver. They have been reduced.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1556 on: June 07, 2023, 18:52:43 »
Ah! yes Gordon Lightoot who passed away on the 1st of May
This doesn't last forever, so do it while you can.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1557 on: June 07, 2023, 20:10:09 »
Gordy - my all time favourite singer/songwriter! I've been playing his stuff for years.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1558 on: June 07, 2023, 21:25:06 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1559 on: June 07, 2023, 21:25:52 »
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