Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 142358 times)

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1520 on:** May 12, 2023, 19:29:06 »

Purple reign.

MartinW · « **Reply #1521 on:** May 12, 2023, 21:21:59 »

That's the King of replies there Rusty.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #1522 on:** May 12, 2023, 21:30:43 »

If by some bizarre twist of fate and series of unfortunate incidents Andrew became king, would it be perp'll reign?

MartinW · « **Reply #1523 on:** May 12, 2023, 21:38:41 »

Perv'll Reign.

kwackboy · « **Reply #1524 on:** May 14, 2023, 18:46:19 »

Wife was moaning at me the other night, saying "you never take me anywhere expensive anymore".

I said "right... get your coat"

She said "why... where we going..?"

The petrol station, we need to fill the car ..

She wasn't Impressed...

kwackboy · « **Reply #1525 on:** May 17, 2023, 17:03:57 »

What do you call two lesbians in a closet ..

A licker cabinet...

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #1526 on:** May 17, 2023, 17:22:35 »

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Anything you like as they won't hear you.

SteveO · « **Reply #1527 on:** May 17, 2023, 18:46:21 »

MartinW · « **Reply #1528 on:** May 17, 2023, 18:48:54 »

You didn't buy them on May 12, 2023, at 06:51:52 did you?

SteveO · « **Reply #1529 on:** May 18, 2023, 02:36:19 »

Doh!

In my defence, they were 2nd hand.

MartinW · « **Reply #1530 on:** May 18, 2023, 05:49:17 »

Dod · « **Reply #1531 on:** May 19, 2023, 06:32:37 »

Hope there’s no strings attached

MartinW · « **Reply #1532 on:** May 19, 2023, 07:08:55 »

After a gruelling two hour car chase the paparazzi finally managed to get away from Harry and Meghan.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1533 on:** May 19, 2023, 10:34:55 »

MartinW · « **Reply #1534 on:** May 19, 2023, 15:18:55 »

Don't try this at home.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1535 on:** May 19, 2023, 18:12:14 »

I am as swift and agile as a gazelle!

An old one;
With arthritis;
Run over by a Land Rover;
8 days ago...

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1536 on:** May 20, 2023, 10:23:32 »

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1537 on:** May 22, 2023, 11:19:52 »

Images of the 2024 model GS being tested have been leaked...

mr_diver · « **Reply #1538 on:** May 22, 2023, 13:23:58 »

should prove more reliable than the current 1250LC

MartinW · « **Reply #1539 on:** May 22, 2023, 18:22:28 »

Limp Home Mode with just one working horse power.