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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1480 on: March 24, 2023, 18:27:09 »
I used my Donor Card instead of my Credit Card ordering some stuff online.

It cost me an arm and a leg...
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1481 on: March 25, 2023, 08:21:21 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1482 on: March 25, 2023, 18:24:07 »
I bought a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’...

I opened it up and the appendix was missing.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1483 on: March 25, 2023, 22:36:41 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1484 on: March 28, 2023, 18:05:31 »
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.  :shy:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1485 on: March 29, 2023, 19:24:50 »
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I believe you misspelled :smirk: Inyourendo there   :whistle:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1486 on: March 29, 2023, 20:11:24 »
 lol lol lol :thumb:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1487 on: March 30, 2023, 21:46:53 »
It's the MotoGP, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the track. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the MotoGP and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first MotoGP we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1488 on: April 01, 2023, 13:37:18 »
Sportsbikeshop sent this today ( of all days)
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1489 on: April 01, 2023, 15:29:13 »
I came here to post this myself. It has just dropped into my email. I sent a message back suggesting it would be better suited in a 4x4 magazine.   lol lol lol

Obviously some people will try to order it and not realise the date, then if they get enough interest they will probably actually start selling it.  :thumb:

It reminds me of the Barbour biker jacket that has fake mud on it and is actually for sale.

http://twowheelsplus.blogspot.com/2013/01/fake-mud.html
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1490 on: April 04, 2023, 20:30:54 »
How do you knit a Dalek?

Knit eight, pearl eight, exterminate!
So how's it going so far then?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1491 on: April 04, 2023, 20:31:42 »
What does a knitted Dalek say?

"I crochet!"
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1492 on: April 05, 2023, 08:03:32 »
Mac ra me
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1493 on: April 05, 2023, 10:53:06 »
Oh! no a macrame thread.... I hope knot.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1494 on: April 05, 2023, 10:54:44 »
Easy to spot the non-knitters - *purl.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1495 on: April 05, 2023, 14:46:31 »
"Darn it" said Joe Rocket when Rusty pointed out his spelling mistake.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1496 on: April 05, 2023, 20:02:15 »
Do I detect a bit of needle on here?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1497 on: April 05, 2023, 20:31:23 »
Eye, but sew what?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1498 on: April 05, 2023, 21:20:30 »
You lot have me in stitches.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1499 on: April 05, 2023, 21:38:09 »
Tie a good knot
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