Carabou Cup final Newcastle v Man U and all the brewery big shots are there.
Before the game there's a big lunch with guest speaker and pundits giving their opinions then all chairmen of the drinks
companies gather in the bar.
The boss of Budweiser orders a Bud, The boss of Miller orders a Miller Lite. The boss of Corona orders a Corona and so
It continues until the boss of Newcastle Brown orders a Pepsi.
Everyone is taken aback so the boss of Boddingtons says “Aren’t you having a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale”
”No” says Newcastle boss “if you’re all having soft drinks so will I “