Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 142731 times)

2112 · « **Reply #1400 on:** January 15, 2023, 13:51:30 »

Admiral Nelson was only 5'6" and his statue in Trafalgar Square is 16'6", that's horatio of 3:1.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1401 on:** January 15, 2023, 17:25:18 »

Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of a nightclub was not a bouncer

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1402 on:** January 15, 2023, 20:33:27 »

..... sorry but that was funny!

kwackboy · « **Reply #1403 on:** January 16, 2023, 07:51:35 »

classic..!!

kwackboy · « **Reply #1404 on:** January 20, 2023, 07:59:27 »

BREAKING NEWS!
A large storm has blown the roof off a French cheese factory...

There's de brie everywhere.

grumps · « **Reply #1405 on:** January 20, 2023, 10:05:12 »

Some good ones there.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1406 on:** January 20, 2023, 10:11:34 »

What have Hookworms, Lice, Ringworm and The Eiffel Tower got in common?

They're all Paris sites.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1407 on:** January 20, 2023, 16:17:18 »

I took some roadkill I hit home to barbecue for dinner.

On a related note... anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backpack?

MartinW · « **Reply #1408 on:** January 20, 2023, 18:46:53 »

V-Twin · « **Reply #1409 on:** January 20, 2023, 22:03:28 »

90% of all Electric Vehicles are still on the road today....
The other 10% made it all the way home.

MartinW · « **Reply #1410 on:** January 22, 2023, 11:26:52 »

Hmmmm Sausage Rolls.

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #1411 on:** January 24, 2023, 19:36:37 »

The wife & myself went to Specsavers today for eye tests. We were told we both needed glasses.
What happens now? ......... well we'll see.

The Doctor 46 · « **Reply #1412 on:** January 29, 2023, 12:33:09 »

2112 · « **Reply #1413 on:** January 29, 2023, 13:23:44 »

True

Brockett · « **Reply #1414 on:** January 30, 2023, 15:52:01 »

Has anyone got a user manual for a wife? Mines making a Whining sound.

crump · « **Reply #1415 on:** January 30, 2023, 17:52:05 »

@Brockett.....know what you mean, mines suspension has gone a bit saggy and she needs a general all round lube

The Big Dog · « **Reply #1416 on:** January 30, 2023, 20:53:09 »

Brocket.. they all do that

The Doctor 46 · « **Reply #1417 on:** January 30, 2023, 21:10:42 »

Give her your bank card. It's like medicine to a lady.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #1418 on:** January 31, 2023, 11:46:59 »

MartinW · « **Reply #1419 on:** February 04, 2023, 16:08:45 »

Tis' but a scratch.