Hmmmmm sorry bout this, but I've a (slight) fetish about my bike's chain being slightly moist using chainsaw oil being fed by my fitted ScottOiler device.
It's nearly obsessional with me having a lovely lubed/moist chain!
Even after a short or long bike ride first thing I do is slightly lube the chain with chainsaw oil manually, every link, yes I know, it's sad eh, but I utterly love it!!
(p.s. Men in white coats etc.......take me away).