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Offline LaKraven

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #280 on: October 30, 2012, 21:01:51 »
Very glad that I live in the middle of nowhere, so no parent in their right mind would bring their little begging brats this far afield for the sake of sweets! Note how it's the ones without young children being begged for sweets, because those with young children are all out begging.
If their kids want sweets, why not get a godamn job like the rest of us and buy them?

Keep your welfare-stealing arse and your child benefit paycheques off my property or I'll show you what the end of my rifle looks like!
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #281 on: October 30, 2012, 21:38:32 »
So at the end of the day it is obvious, innit?
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #282 on: October 30, 2012, 21:41:32 »
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Very glad that I live in the middle of nowhere, so no parent in their right mind would bring their little begging brats this far afield for the sake of sweets! Note how it's the ones without young children being begged for sweets, because those with young children are all out begging.
If their kids want sweets, why not get a godamn job like the rest of us and buy them?

Keep your welfare-stealing arse and your child benefit paycheques off my property or I'll show you what the end of my rifle looks like!

OO I'm glad I don't live near you then, sounds like you live in a right dump if those are the only sort of trick or treaters you know of :grin:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #283 on: October 30, 2012, 21:51:15 »
My good lady loves Halloween, dresses up in a velvet cape with a pointy witches hat to hand out candy at the door. She likes to see the little ones dressed up and having some fun. This year she has an inflatable pumpkin and ghost, some synthetic spider web and little black spiders to go with it. I guess I'm putting up decorations on Saturday then. Best thing is that I get to eat the leftover sweets :lala:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #284 on: October 30, 2012, 21:57:52 »
last year a kid knocked at my door and said trick or treat,, I said "fook off you little turd"  he said "they wouldn't say that in America "   I said   "OK,,  fook off you little turd or else I'll shoot you"  !!!!

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #285 on: October 30, 2012, 22:12:46 »
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OO I'm glad I don't live near you then, sounds like you live in a right dump if those are the only sort of trick or treaters you know of :grin:

To be honest, I don't know anyone around here (mainly because there is nobody else around here). I just remember the "trick or treaters" from when I (unfortunately) lived in the North-West... a craphole called Bolton where virtually everyone is a dole-dossing tosser with less morality than an American presidential candidate!
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #286 on: October 30, 2012, 22:29:56 »
Halloween (e'en short for evening, hallow short for All Hallows, ie All Saints' Day Eve) has been a tradition in Scotland and Ireland for centuries. Then it got imported to America where it got corrupted and guising became twisted into the very nasty-minded "trick or treat".

The original idea was that on the Eve before All Saints all the Ghosties and Goulies were abroad because the Saints were at their least active. To avoid being recognised by ghosts who may be out to get you it was normal to go in disguise (ie guising).

Traditionally kids would knock on doors and grown-ups would try to guess who they were. The kids would be expected to do "a turn" - sing a song, tell a joke etc. They would be rewarded with traditional autumn fare such as nuts or fruit or maybe some sweets or a penny or two.

As a kid I loved it, it was great. The best houses were those where they would play the traditional Halloween games like Dookin' for Aiples, or Treacle Pancakes on a string.

England, sadly, seems to be importing the Nasty American version with evil tricks and pumpkins instead of neeps.(turnips)

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The moaning old git thread
« Reply #287 on: October 30, 2012, 22:40:01 »
Have a bowl of fruit instead of sweets, you'll soon get a reputation and they'll stop coming..

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #288 on: October 30, 2012, 22:47:20 »
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OO I'm glad I don't live near you then, sounds like you live in a right dump if those are the only sort of trick or treaters you know of :grin:

To be honest, I don't know anyone around here (mainly because there is nobody else around here). I just remember the "trick or treaters" from when I (unfortunately) lived in the North-West... a craphole called Bolton where virtually everyone is a dole-dossing tosser with less morality than an American presidential candidate!

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #289 on: October 31, 2012, 01:48:13 »
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you miserable old bugger

Oh... don't even get me started on Preston!

Actually, I lived in Leyland for quite a few years... overall not such a bad place (where I lived anyway, place called "Clayton Le Woods").

But Bolton... if I had just one nuclear weapon and had to pick just one target, Bolton would be ground zero!
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #290 on: October 31, 2012, 06:50:58 »
Halloween, why should the mother-in-law get two day's of the year dedicated to her (mothers day the other) ? It seems a bit excessive and she never even sweeps up with her broom the lazy witch...
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #291 on: October 31, 2012, 06:54:33 »
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you miserable old bugger

Oh... don't even get me started on Preston!

Actually, I lived in Leyland for quite a few years... overall not such a bad place (where I lived anyway, place called "Clayton Le Woods").

But Bolton... if I had just one nuclear weapon and had to pick just one target, Bolton would be ground zero!

And risk missing Oldham  :shrug:

I've always said if the country ever needs an enema it'll go in at Oldham...
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #292 on: October 31, 2012, 07:21:39 »
nah,, as a Wiganer Bolton gets my vote  :grin:

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #293 on: October 31, 2012, 10:52:08 »
Yesterday, driving through Teesdale with the family, there was a solitary house, in the middle of the now-traditional nowhere, festooned with the trappings of Halloween...pumpkins on the gateposts, webs a-dangling from the gates themselves, and from the windows , and a 5 foot high evil-looking witch on a broomstick swaying in the breeze above the entrance porch...

Now who the hell would take their kids to such a remote spot to trick-or-treat?

LaKraven - its such a waste you not liking Halloween, cos you feckin scare me, never mind bairns!  :shock:  :neen:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #294 on: October 31, 2012, 12:42:43 »
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England, sadly, seems to be importing the Nasty American version

Unfortunately we seem to be importing most things from America, our own language which has been watered down, mutilated and made ridiculous and then handed back to our younger generations to use (and some pompous suit wearing types). We have imported obescity, fast food and people who seem to insist on telling you to 'have a nice day' I know you don't care how my day is, you know it as well, we are English & British and the false smiles and high fives just don't fit into our culture.
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #295 on: October 31, 2012, 13:05:27 »
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LaKraven - its such a waste you not liking Halloween, cos you feckin scare me, never mind bairns!  :shock:  :neen:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #296 on: October 31, 2012, 18:41:22 »
if you want something to moan about go and pay full price to see the new bond film "skyfall" you,ll really be pxxed off ..me and my wife got in half price £3:50 but I feel robbed at that ...the first 15 minutes were good then that was it ?...nothing dull dull dull, infact the scenes in the casino were that slow I was thinking about leaving .. it's a mish - mash jumping from one thing to another & there's been a lot of cutbacks it looked like it was made on a budget ...they definetly spent more on advertising it ....

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #297 on: October 31, 2012, 19:13:55 »
the budget was blown on bringing back that old bond car from goldfinger!
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #298 on: November 01, 2012, 16:27:35 »
yea I have a rule of thumb...if there spending a load of money on advertising and there on about it all the time on the telly , I don't see it , it,ll be crap ....

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #299 on: November 11, 2012, 19:36:12 »
The new Bond film is totally overhyped. Don't think I'll go to see another one...but what really pissed me off, was a thread titled 'New Bond film - no spoilers' on the ABR site, and some Tw*t (not the OP)had deliberately posted a one-line spoiler of something central to the movie. I've just remembered this and it made my blood re-boil!  ###
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