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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #100 on: June 29, 2012, 11:27:32 »
Just to confuse the issues re. imperial Vs metric, tyre sizes are almost all a mixture of both I.e. a 150/80-17 tyre (150mm wide and 17inches diameter) although I have seen tyres that have the diameter in mm. Here in France I'm sure a lot of you will be comforted by the fact that a lot of plumbing screw threads are still in BSP measurements. I wonder how many French actually know this?

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #101 on: June 29, 2012, 11:31:30 »
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Why can't we go fully metric? .

Imperial is designed to be used by the man in the street. A bit of 2x2 is a fence post, a pint fits in your hand, a gallon of petrol moves you X miles (no need for the 100 bit in litres per 100 KM). The fractions are meant to be done in your head. For selling nails and buying boiled ham it's superior.

Metric was initially cobbled together so French civil servants didn't need to know how many Breton inches were in a Parisien yard and could tax everyone the same way. It is the superior engineering and science system because the revolutionary tax men in their quest for "reason" turned to the physicists who by 1789 were getting past the evil spirits and seeing what's inside a dog stage. The natural numbers like 10m head of water almost being 1 bar are useful.

IMHO we should use both but define the break. You should be sold a gallon petrol, it's a perfectly good quantity and lets you do the cost calculations. The fact that the half-inch hose on the pump is designated 12.5mm (all rubber hose is still really Imperial, as are tyres, nails....) and the rest of the mechanism was designed in mm is no hassle to the user but helps the engineers. Crossover items like nuts and bolts would be better defined like shoe sizes so the yanks can used them but don't get confused. If everyone uses a number 6 bolt no one cares that it's M6. By having M8 as #7 no fool tries to use M7 without serious effort.

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #102 on: June 29, 2012, 11:48:12 »
I don't how the our friends across the pond cope with Japanese and European bikes with their metric threads. I bought a ride on mower (much of it made in the USA) in the UK last year and it has a mixture of Metric and Imperial nuts and bolts on it. Do you think they had the same problem on the Space Shuttle?

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #103 on: June 29, 2012, 12:12:24 »
A misguided friend who rides one of those Harvey Donaldson Amer'can motorsickles was trying to remove a brake caliper the other day but his bloody expensive imperial tool kit didn't fit. He phoned the shop and asked "what size?", "12mm" was the reply.

Japanese archaeologists have unearthed many ancient Saki cups and bottles, they are 10cl and 1L. Seems to be coincidence.

I suspect there are anomalies in measurement units everywhere. Except, of course, with native Tasmanians - we killed all of them.

Here in Scotland a sixth, a fifth or a quarter is still called a half. :grin:

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #104 on: June 29, 2012, 13:41:07 »
ring ring, ring ring, "Hello there, would you like to save on your..." :violence-uzi:  :violence-uzi:  :violence-uzi:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #105 on: June 29, 2012, 15:24:28 »
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Because they connect us with our past and therefore our culture: without such things we would be adrift, culturally, and have no 'Britishness'. We should cherish allotments, pubs, and trousers, and some old-fashioned things such as measurements...

Agreed! A Cricket Pitch is one chain long (22 yds). How much more British can you get?!!
Horse Races are in miles and furlongs (8 Furlongs to the mile)

And for the youngsters on the site - if you want to measure your Grandads Allotment a Rod, Pole or Perch is 1/40th of a Furlong or 1/4 of a Chain.

I agree its a tad complex compared to tenths but it built and measured a huge chunk of the World! I'm sort of proud of that and would like to keep some of the simpler old Imperial Units rather than 'give in'

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #106 on: June 29, 2012, 15:32:04 »
Give them a centimeter and they'll take a kilometer just sounds all wrong.
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #107 on: June 29, 2012, 15:44:19 »
Well said that Firestorm chappy!

Me again: The term 'Professional driver'.... so the rest of us drive for fun or don't take it seriously then?

Mind you our local skip hire company has just taken the coveted tailgating awards fo what seems like the 300th time..
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #108 on: June 29, 2012, 16:42:39 »
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Agreed! A Cricket Pitch is one chain long (22 yds). How much more British can you get?!!

Wrong!!! A cricket pitch is not British it is English.

In Scotland cricket is regarded as an offence against common decency.

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #109 on: June 29, 2012, 18:18:25 »
Ooops! Sounds like I owe you a wee dram!!

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #110 on: June 29, 2012, 18:33:03 »
ha,ha,ha :grin:

"A wee dram" is also known as "a half", no matter what size it is.

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #111 on: June 29, 2012, 20:33:17 »
Beggars. Getting a bit sick of them. Never used to see them much in Newcastle (or maybe just indistinguishable from the rest of us...hmmmm :shrug: ) Only saw them in london, now their (that ones for fatrat) all over the place...and two days ago the latest import - the angry, sarcastic beggar who followed me when I didn't give any money, shouting 'Yes, get back to your nice warm home, you fec**er, cos I'm sleeping on the street tonight...' etc etc.

I had to run into the Gentlemans Club for a brandy before I could continue shopping for my cashmere socks.

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #112 on: June 29, 2012, 20:44:15 »
Hi

Standing behind someone at the checkout who has £3 on the 'leccy card, £5 on the gas card then buys £10 worth of scratch cards and 100 fags :crazy:

I quite often see a blind bloke who always buys £50 worth of scratch cards and assorted lottery tickets apparently he goes in every week....... yes £50 every week!

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #113 on: June 29, 2012, 21:35:14 »
How about the one way systems in the Supermarket car parks, where you meet someone driving towards you, oblivious to large arrows pointing at them.  Perhaps if the supermarkets could paint "Prat" or "Tosser" just ahead of the arrow.  Maybe the message might sink in.
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #114 on: June 29, 2012, 22:40:21 »
bloody hell fat rat you have started something here this thread could go on for miles oh I mean killometers or chains maybe feet and inches I don't know or care  :thumb:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #115 on: June 29, 2012, 23:29:15 »
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bloody herll fat rat you have started something here this thread could go on for miles oh I mean killometers or chains maybe feet and inches I don't know or care  :thumb:

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #116 on: June 30, 2012, 07:46:34 »
your thread is like well good lol..................
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #117 on: June 30, 2012, 08:03:51 »
Hi , keep loitering on sidelines so I thought Give my highly technical point. Having spent many years in the construction industry  why oh why do some people add an  " L". To the word. Chimney.  I E.   chimLey. Aggggggggggg . Small point but aggggggggg.   :old:

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #118 on: June 30, 2012, 08:59:44 »
The last two posts - Classic  :grin:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #119 on: June 30, 2012, 12:26:26 »
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Why oh why did the fella who decided to keep chickens a few doors up from me

report um to your local council , if its in a built up area and its affecting your personal circumstances hes breaking the law , and believe you me , they will take action , good luck with that