Obituary

[gcram]

It is with great sadness that I have to anounce that my riding companion of many years fell from the kitchen units and suffered a broken neck.  Despite attempts to prevent the fall, I feel sad that I was not there sooner.




Oh well, I do have another two flasks.

[Gassoon]

    Crikey, that gave me a cold shiver, I thought "What a callous sod - his poor lass!"  

[PHIL FAT]

R I P FLASKEY YOU WILL BE SADLY MISSED

[Ptarmigan]

Best thing you can do is get right back out there and get another one mate...seems harsh but life goes on....

[2112]

Plenty of other flasks in the sea...

[shedchief]

Flaskus interruptus.

[MartinW]

Is it completely flarked ?

[1monkey1]

If you feel up to it try vacmaker.com they have thousands on line looking for love!!

[gcram]

Have found one now that is younger, slimmer, elegant and more beautiful.  Flask that is.  Not wife.

[Brockett]

Yeak, Yeah!  slim and young ..... but then on those cold winter nights you'll wish you had something more substantial. Then you'll realise that us bigger flasks can give you more .....

[Abercol]

I too was seduced by a younger and slimmer model, but then the discharge stated, especially when she was lying on her side. Smelly and hard to clean.  

So I've gone back to my old faithful who is always nice and clean, stays dry until I pop the top and ready to give me a hot wet one whenever asked.