I get "taken" to Asda by her indoors to do the shopping. Always seem to lose her and rather than get left behind I also go and read the bike mags. Luckily she has to pass me on the way out and I always offer to do my bit and push the trolley to the car. It has been scientifically proven that supermarket shopping for males causes stress and anxiety and should be avoided at all costs. I would therefore suggest a petition to Asda requesting that they create a rest area for harassed males with supplies of tea, coffee and magazines. This would of course increase sales for them as shopping wives/partners would be under less pressure to finish and would fill their trolleys even higher. How about it Asda...
