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Offline Gert

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2015, 05:58:20 »
Alsutblief! Een gratis Durex condoom. Zodat u geen kinderen kan maken
die net zo slecht parkeren als u. Prettige dag nog.

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2015, 07:09:13 »
Baie goed! het jy dit op jou motor te vind?
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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2015, 09:35:21 »
I think we need another filter  :grin:
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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2015, 13:32:03 »
Hugo, sorry to disappoint, you don't get that type of thing when riding bike.

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2015, 15:31:40 »
Found on the back of the bog door in the former 'Masons Arms', Morpeth (now a Tap & Spile) -

" Don't beam me up Scotty, I'm having a dump"
It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2015, 15:33:39 »
From a church in Newcastle a few years ago -

Jesus saves - but Shearer taps in the rebound.
It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2015, 21:42:20 »

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2015, 10:18:22 »
Three things I hate:
1. Graffiti
2. Irony
3. Lists

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2015, 08:02:38 »
You're in the wrong place here!
Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2015, 22:26:08 »
Who? Not me surely? :shrug:

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2015, 06:56:23 »
Sometimes this forum reads like a toilet wall :icon_wink:
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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2015, 18:39:00 »
Not graffiti as such but ... Are the people who urinate in phone boxes the same ones who write phone numbers on toilet walls?
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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2015, 20:06:51 »
you're not going to catch me out like that!
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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2015, 10:37:12 »
Seen on the "underrun" bar across the back of an artic trailer

"Free airbag testing station"

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2015, 18:43:44 »
One day?

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2015, 18:48:06 »
Or to see how life is!

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2015, 17:11:27 »
On an old poster at work -

'the beatings will continue until morale improves'
It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2015, 18:26:00 »
Must have got that from the same place my manager got this:

"New incentive Scheme for Employees - Work or Get Fired."

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2015, 21:01:52 »
Life is short - You have to enjoy it on a Wee-Strom!

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Re: Graffiti - what's the funniest you've seen?
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2015, 22:48:17 »
Definitely legless...
Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...