Divine intervention

[Piglumps]

Hello all, A teacher asks her class: 'If I have two apples in one hand, and three apples in the other, what do I have?'
Pupil replies: 'A fruit stall miss, cos you can't live on a teacher's wages'

I won't give up the day job.......

[Fat Rat]

Hello all, A teacher asks her class: 'If I have two apples in one hand, and three apples in the other, what do I have?'
Pupil replies: 'A fruit stall miss, cos you can't live on a teacher's wages'

I won't give up the day job.......

Funny cos it's true