There's "expecting them to go anywhere & everywhere" and there's taking the p!
What on earth was he thinking?
I baulked at water only halfway up my wheel.
What a numpty.
Sorry if you're on here but, you are, like!
Same colour as mine but before I get any 'V-Strom Spotting queries" no,it isn't me!
I'm daft but not THAT DAFT!