Signatures

[Catballou]

If you're like me & browse a lot of forums, you might notice some really funny signatures out there
my favourite one is

Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.

And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......


Have you seen any better

[Georgeharrier]

One of my favorites is from a bloke on the NABD forums.

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time."

   

[jonH]

I can't remember where I saw the sig I use in here, but it was good enough (imho) for me to steal it

[Fatbelly]

Not a signature but I always remember many years ago John Peel played a record by a band called, "668 - the neighbour of the beast".

[Fat Rat]

One of my favorites is from a bloke on the NABD forums.

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time."