It's cos you smell, nobody comes on.
(there's a bloke round the corner from me with a yellow one, but he has never once waved to me in all the times I have met him (on my FJ1200) . In fact it's become a bit of a lark for me when I spot him, I don't just wave, I do the fkn macarena at him. So we don't want miserable tools, it's only the great who get in here (or so Andy told me when I paid the 2k signup fee)
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