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Offline kwackboy

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The new "Cowasaki"
« on: November 01, 2018, 20:30:24 »
A brand new model and it can really moooooove ..!!
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2018, 20:31:42 »
That's not a bike, it has no handlebars. Pull the udder one...
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2018, 20:35:40 »
Well, I'll Beef Hooked if I've ever seen or Herd anything like it.
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2018, 20:37:48 »
Poor cow's got no gloves, she must be friesian.
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2018, 20:55:27 »
Quite correct Tall, I can't see any cow horns either.
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2018, 20:58:15 »
I predict another thread that will be milking the jokes. There will be so many that some will be pasteurised without you noticing.
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2018, 21:14:55 »
The salesman had a cheesey grin when he told me how udderly cheap it was ..   
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2018, 00:25:48 »
Maybe he’s running the bike on methane !
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2018, 06:56:58 »
I'm curious as to why he seems to have his right arm up its arse. There surely must be more convenient places to put the throttle.
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Re: The new "Cowasaki"
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2018, 09:06:07 »
Hoofin' good photo. I would put a Jersey on though.
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