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Offline jabmotorsport

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Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« on: February 16, 2017, 11:39:46 »
Unfortunately, I have the feeling that the title of this post maybe a bit misleading and apologise for any upset caused.

A while ago there was a post discussing a common problem among riders regarding arm pump. As a competitive racer for a number of years and quite an active person (karate and rock climbing) my arms have taken quite a bit of punishment over my  23 year life so far. For those that don't know, arm pump is a sensation that causes a loss of feeling in the hands, caused basically by blood flowing into the muscle and not being able to get out quick enough. This is something that put my racing career on hold as I can't hang onto the bike for four laps.

For many road riders, this can be alleviated by using bigger handlebar grips, heated grips and changing the angle of the wrist to reduce the pressure. Normally associated with carpel tunnel (nerve trapping through the wrist). However arm pump is a bit more serious and is termed as compartment syndrome.

Luckily for me I have had a fantastic orthopedic surgeon who has performed a Bi-lateral Fasciotomy to release the pressure in the forearm muscle compartment which should reduced/eliminate the problem. I had this done on 6th feb and it has been a bit interesting to say the least. hopefully be back on a bike for the ride out on the 4th but will have to see :)

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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2017, 11:51:00 »
Get well soon Josh, maybe consider the fish lips while you are there?
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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2017, 12:08:01 »
Get well soon!

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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2017, 12:53:26 »
Get well soon .... just don't rush back into it ... If the doctors say 6 months then it is 6 months...
It would be pointless you coming out on the 4th and having to abandon the bike halfway through.
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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2017, 13:10:18 »
Best wishes for a speedy recovery Josh.
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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2017, 14:29:43 »
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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2017, 17:53:16 »
... Bi-lateral Fasciotomy ...

You had plastic wood and gutters installed at both ends?

Get well  :thumb:

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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2017, 19:02:20 »
Take it easy young Josh.

Did you ask your surgeon if he could do anything about your failing spokes on the S10? I suspect he doesn't do miracles..... lol lol lol lol
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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2017, 19:05:04 »
 lol lol :thumb:
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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2017, 19:12:37 »
Is this another picture caption thread  :stirpot:

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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2017, 19:17:13 »
Get well soon Josh as said above don't rush it, the southwest beckons in May  :thumb:
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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2017, 19:25:44 »
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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2017, 21:19:26 »
Andy -  lol

Josh - Get Well Soon. I hope your over-active wrist injury is all fixed now. Like the others all said, take the time as if you are back too early, then you may be delayed further.

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Re: Breast implants -------- (Josh's interesting operation)
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2017, 21:40:23 »
Wishing you a speedy recovery!

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