Clumsy mutant (contains nudity)

[Fat Rat]

These are my mutant feet, I twisted my ankle the other day which swelled a little. Today, whilst dodging all the tourists through Westminster I did it again. Ouch. Spot the difference.

[Graham62]

It's almost West Wales weekend again. 

[Fat Rat]

I'm getting the excuses in early so you lot do all the lifting and carrying 

[Graham62]

I seem to remember that you were nit very well last year.

[wurzel]

That's got to be sore, you're going to need to look after it for a while, I would be getting a rota set up for the more strenuous tasks like toilet block cleaning, and stick to manning the barbecue and drinks...

[joderest]

OUCH !!!!!
But do not worry, I have a cure, perform the following
rest left elbow on bar, using right hand , lift heavy glass of beer towards mouth, drain glass in one go to make lighter, slowly lower glass back to bar.  Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat  (pain should be getting less by now ) Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat.
You should have by now fallen over and have no pain in ankle, however, great pain in head later !!!!!!!!

[Fat Rat]

Thanks, but I don't drink. I'll have to man up 

[Hugo Magnus]

Why were you dogging tourists?

...anyway I hope you mend quickly.

[Fat Rat]

A man has to get his amusement somewhere