Author Topic: Photo Caption Competition (Read 4405 times)

Fat Rat · « **on:** August 30, 2016, 11:58:49 »

This was taken at the West Wales meet, the old man asleep is Locky with Juvecu (left) and Jacko supporting him

UK_Vstrom650 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2016, 13:20:33 »

After seeing the recent Photo Caption competition involving Titch and SGF, Juvecu and Jacko thought they'd have ago at recreating the scene with an unexpecting Locky

Fat Rat · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2016, 13:45:06 »

Good start

Graham62 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2016, 15:52:15 »

And that's what Locky Thought to the band.

MartinW · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2016, 18:51:48 »

It was past Locky's bedtime, but then it had been since 1992.

BlackRockFox · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2016, 20:20:16 »

Locky changed his mind about a threesome and pretended to be asleep

BlackRockFox · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2016, 20:26:12 »

Guess who spiked Locky's drink

What happened next was filmed as part of a blackmail plot

BlackRockFox · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2016, 20:28:40 »

The prize, by the way, is the ransom money, which has already been paid

...and you get to keep the film of what happened next (if you are that way inclined)

Locky · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2016, 20:28:47 »

Mrs Locky is finding this highly amusing, and less of the "old man" Rat.

Brockett · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2016, 20:41:08 »

On hearing about the remake of the film 'Cat Ballou', Locky rehearses the role of "Kid Shelleen".

BlackRockFox · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2016, 20:42:28 »

Locky decided to do something unconventional this year

He walked through a series of underground caves to the meet

Unfortunately he was very tired by the time he got there and fell asleep missing all the fun
(That is his version of events anyway, you couldn't make it up, could you?)

After Mrs Locky asked him why he had strange marks on his knees when he got home he told her what had happened

But we know the truth don't we boys & girls, whatever you do don't tell Mrs Locky, Mum's the word

Graham62 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2016, 00:07:53 »

What happens in Wales stays in Wales, [NOT]

greywolf · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2016, 02:11:57 »

Jacko · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2016, 08:45:40 »

Two of the world's co.olest hunters manage to bag themselves a wild Locksmith.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2016, 16:25:39 »

He couldn't get out of his straitjacket. They couldn't get into his chastity belt. Stalemate.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2016, 16:26:52 »

Even a master locksmith occasionally comes up against one tumbler too many.

Juvecu · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2016, 16:36:55 »

UK_Vstrom650 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2016, 16:38:13 »

With the banjo music playing faster and faster, the two hillbillies sneak up on their sleeping victim....

"SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!"

jabmotorsport · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2016, 20:09:39 »

Yes lads red stag .... what's the worst that could happen

mr_diver · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2016, 20:39:06 »

Bloody hell the members of KISS are looking ruff these days.